Michael P. Shipley

@cher I get the feeling those …

Michael Shipley — Sat, 19 May 2012 10:22:39 +0000

@cher I get the feeling those toes have been up a lot of asses when things dont go her way.

Michael Shipley — Sat, 19 May 2012 10:17:07 +0000

Will Smith bitch slaps a fresh reporter who tries to put his tongue in Will’s mouth http://t.co/07HpMcmm

Michael Shipley — Sat, 19 May 2012 10:03:06 +0000

@UberFacts Only a monster would call rebelling against being put in jail a disease.

Michael Shipley — Sat, 19 May 2012 09:59:08 +0000

@cher @HOTFOXMUSIC I always thought Cher was the reincarnation of Cleopatra!

Michael Shipley — Sat, 19 May 2012 09:54:39 +0000

Adam Kokesh: Some dude cant get it up. Has raging diabetes. Gets an penile implant. Surgery goes wrong. No more penis. http://t.co/7vFut1sS

Michael Shipley — Sat, 19 May 2012 09:38:15 +0000

@johntheplumbr @Crobama @realjonlovitz That was uncalled for. You should get off twitter, your the parasite.

Michael Shipley — Sat, 19 May 2012 09:27:04 +0000

@danharmon “This is worse than firing my best pal Sam Raimi for Spider Man 4! Excelsior, and good luck in the future Dan.” – Stan Lee

Michael Shipley — Sat, 19 May 2012 09:14:07 +0000

Anything you can do with a personal bodyguard you should be able to do to a cop. http://t.co/aHieCNnB

Michael Shipley — Sat, 19 May 2012 08:45:23 +0000

That Fagan beard is makin me want ta join up with me friend the Artful Dodga an pick a pocket or two. http://t.co/8N0dEEG5

Michael Shipley — Sat, 19 May 2012 04:32:48 +0000

Dog want to get out of car bad http://t.co/oO5hgcQG