Ben Bernanke has a secret bar in Manhattan…
Not many know this but Ben Bernanke just opened a secret bar in Manhattan called Thirsty Ben’s, Where Everyone Knows Your DNA Sequence.
I called Alex Jones to see if he would do another mission impossible and sneak in to steal the menu, and he did it!
Roofy Econo Paralyzer
Nixon Shock Rum Swizzle
Keynesian Joygasm Pisco Sour
Stock Market Gin
Wise Overlord Bloody Mary
Asset Bubble Blower Nuclear Iced Tea
White Russian Liquid Diddy
Harvey Wall Street Banger
Andrew Jackson Singapore Sling
White Shoe Boy Stinger
Fiat Fornicator Flirtini
Suicide Banker Blueberry Tea
Financial Terrorist Midori Sour
Ron Paul Butt Kicker Kahlúa
Lincoln Greenback Sangría
The Spirit of 1913 Mint Julep
Fools Gold Boilermaker
BangBank Cognac Corpse Reviver
Savings Exfoliation Wine Cooler
Patriot Pump Priming Punch
Keynesian Grasshopper
Benjamins Jungle Juice
Credit Tsunami Pastromi
Fed Pumping Dumpling
Bernanke Financial Inoventing Footlong
Greenspan Put Veggie Delite
Glass Steagall Tuna on Rye (repealed)
Biddle Barbecue Beef
Carpet Money Bomb Rueben
JP Morgan Silver Soup Recession
C-Note Symphony Steak & Cheese
Wampum Rick Roll Roast Beef
Wallet Snake Meatball Marinara
Excess Reserves Black Forest Ham
Krugman Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki
Elastic Plastic Egg Salad Sandwich
Bank Cartel Tuna Melt
Jack Donaghy Schweddy Meat Ball Sub
Inflation Deflation Burger
Bernanke Bearded Clams
I Can’t Believe That Worked Lasagna
The Hank Paulson But I.. I.. I.. Shrimp Cocktail
