Twitter Updates for 2012-05-23

By Michael Shipley, May 23 2012 12:11 pm | Politics

Men in Black 3: Film Review http://t.co/jwhHuXjR #
The Paul campaign said it "condemns efforts by supporters to influence the Republican Party with underhanded tactics." http://t.co/D6r6OkcQ #
Ron Paul 2016? http://t.co/5uFKaqkL #
Cat loves head water http://t.co/Is1S11yj #
Bill Murray Hosted Tour of Moonrise Kingdom http://t.co/3ialo2jo #
Fifty Shades of Blue with Selena Gomez http://t.co/qmFKJ2QS #
Two Teaser Trailers for 'Anchorman: The Legend Continues' Are Here! http://t.co/1T3t5REH #
No rear ending children. http://t.co/8MyAqEat #
@Mitchell_Mason1 First rule of self defense is detecting potential fighting situations and avoiding them. What if the bully has a knife? #
@InjusticeFacts To avoid 50% tax! #
@RawStory She doesnt know how lucky she is. Now she could be eligible for the Tanned and Fabulous Games. #
Bruce Willis Dismisses Mitt Romney as a 'Disappointment, Embarrassment' http://t.co/G88iQ02O #
Cannes 2012: Brad Pitt Says His New Crime Film Isn't an Attack on Obama http://t.co/72C1rsdI #
"2008 financial crisis was criminal and there still haven’t been any criminal repercussions for that.” – Brad Pitt http://t.co/72C1rsdI #
Why pay for Viagra when you have new Sofia Vergara bikini pics for free? http://t.co/Fiigzp2d http://t.co/x0dkeB5H #
@michaelpshipley First rule of photo club, never stand next to Sofia Vergara. #
@KellyRek Or the same. http://t.co/AJgWx1wo #
@FactHive Sponsored by the new Starbucks Caramel Macchiato Espresso with rich creamy sweetened whipped cream milk foam and viagra sprinkles #
“A really good dump is a beautiful thing” – Miley Cyrus http://t.co/DGwi6DpE http://t.co/0JpJS6Jq #
@Judgenap CLYBURN: "…living document…" JUDGE: <Groan> #
"Worse thing about starving yourself? Bad breath." – Jerry Seinfeld http://t.co/rlapxytb #
Zoo Mag apologizes to Kim Kardashian. She was actually voted "Hottest ASS in the World" http://t.co/RWx5ovdI http://t.co/kNHecghF #
Engineer: Star Trek's Enterprise could be built in 2 years at a cost of $72386428728731 trillion http://t.co/LzGuargG http://t.co/vzWaZnPe #
Zoo Mag apologizes to Kim Kardashian. Was actually voted "Biggest Pain in the Ass in the World" http://t.co/RWx5ovdI http://t.co/6Dbh9F5P #
@cringetalk What is wrong with Colin blow? He's not endorsing Ron Paul? #
@BakedGrady Too late. He's already in talks with the Fed. "It's doable. Let me go down to the basement and crank up the presses." – Ben #
How “House” Ended http://t.co/vFOvmv7Z #
@wilw @BrentSpiner @akaWorf Cmon guys, remember thw song ebony, and ivory? Live together in… oh forget it, phasers fire! (Torpedos tight) #
@dannysullivan "Wrong answer!" – Goblin #
"Inevitably, when you’re driving away from a zombie apocalypse, you’re going to hit traffic." http://t.co/T5iEYx5B #
@DSCriminalLaw Don't worry, our leaders will insure their followers will be taken care. Order WILL be maintained. http://t.co/esyIwyWq #
Mitt Romney Vs. Rand Paul In 2016? http://t.co/IGfFGxyp #
The Ron Paul Revolution lives on; supporters still going strong http://t.co/cdAstSBB #
Replacing a legend: Candidate for Ron Paul’s seat says ‘it’s sort of like being the coach after Bear Bryant’ http://t.co/wnqACIag #
@DSCriminalLaw By order of the Federal Emergency Management Agency, for safety, all anti govt citizens must relocate to local FEMA camp. #
@nPhelendriqal Do you smoke a lotta pot? Because if you do, do you smoke a lot of pot? #
Brad Pitt and Angelia Jolie still waiting for govt approval of what they eat before eating again. http://t.co/CtC4bSgy #
@Caro_Barn "We're not so different, you and I" – Goldmember(R). #
@cher http://t.co/F8Zbnbne #
@ShepherdMao The U.S. is getting so bad, third world is no longer a put down. #
Ron Paul supporters to hold a three-day festival immediately before the Republican National Convention. http://t.co/RV84TBTt #
Five things Ron Paul wants from the Republican National Convention http://t.co/CA7zcCHb #
Ron Paul Supporters Submit Legal Challenge To Oklahoma GOP State Convention http://t.co/cCMBN1As #
"Because Ron Paul backers show up, expect a battle at the GOP convention in Washington state" http://t.co/t7PpN8Fd #
“From the organizers of R3VOLUTION 2008, we bring you 'Paul Festival 2012' “ http://t.co/ftsLRJOX #
Adam Kokesh: Join the ADAM VS THE MAN Street Team! http://t.co/rpp5oUiL #
Classic Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Conan O'Brien & Andy Richter http://t.co/dGnCMx4w #
Behind the Scenes: Fifty Shades of Horny with Selena Gomez http://t.co/xoD0FRfa #
@TheNewsSeedEnt Duh. #
@paranomalousart I like to think of RP planting idea bombs in the oval office then running for cover. #
@FactHive That means Oprah (Orca) qualifies as a rocket engine. #
@4yourcountry Oh no. They must of found the Necronomicon again. I thought I hid it well; in a cabin, in the woods.. http://t.co/TeaVJhxn #
@Steam_Boatwilly Unions should be like employment agencies. They just help you get a job. Tell you what companies treat employees best. #
@Steam_Boatwilly Paper can be duplicated to infinity. Can't trust anyone with that temptation. Gold can't. #
@silentsoeur @Steam_Boatwilly True. Only free market competition can regulate cheating. If a bank cheats they go bankrupt. Govts never do. #
@Steam_Boatwilly Yes, unions were infiltrated by communists long ago. Its terrible. All sorts of horror stories about unions. #
@libertycrucial I always like to take a bat and hit a Homer. #
@michaelpshipley @Steam_Boatwilly Unions only needed in communist countries. Dont need unions with free market capitalism. #
@silentsoeur @Steam_Boatwilly In a free market only the customers of the bank that overprinted are cheated. Govt cheats everybody equally. #
@armedandjewish Much less effective. Most Americans dont like unions. Only by colluding with govt can they be effective. #
@armedandjewish Unions as you describe are equv to clubs. Unions as they operate today are like communist unions who use force. #
@silentsoeur @Steam_Boatwilly Oh yes thats all govts do, cheat. #
@TitaniumHammer I think that only worked for Gandi in India against a foreign power. Against domestic govts you'd end up in a FEMA camp. #
@TitaniumHammer OMG dont quote that guy. He attacked his friends, the southern states and made them enemies. He's a traitor. #
@Caro_Barn Makes you think China is somehow involved with our govt doesnt it. You become a slave to your creditor. #
@michaelpshipley @Caro_Barn New video about this very subject: "The U.S. of China: Free Market Capitalism for Sale" http://t.co/5JIpWctI #
@boyposts So don't make a law forcing people to like me, let me in their store, give me a job? No way, really? #
MP3: Andrew Wakefield, MD, talks to Lew about how parents are beating Big Pharma-State lies. http://t.co/bTofea6M #
You believed in science. For no good reason you switch to voodoo and go bankrupt. Is it crazy to want to go back science? #RonPaul #
@Caro_Barn One more. LMAO. #
@Steam_Boatwilly Yes thats terrible but govt is communism so its commie vs commie. Hopefully they destroy each other. #
@Yowan ROMULANS: "Which one of you is Ron Paul?" SUPPORTERS: "We're all Ron Paul!" #
@GrizzlyMeadows I know. Mine, about as big as a rat, just learned to climb the stairs. The equiv to a human doing extreme parkour moves. #
@AmericnElephant @americnelephant Hilarious. Should of made the arm alive like Evil Dead. Hahaha. #
@FactHive Aha! #
Can you "fix" cancer? Is it possible to make communism work? No. Govt and democracy IS communism. Think about it. Then shrink it, or end it. #
@RobertAvila5 Not trying to terrify you or anything but echos are actually invisible Predators mocking you. RUN! GET TO THE CHOPPA! #
Adam Koke Hash! (@YouTube http://t.co/ydnTI02v) #
There goes his career as a banker shill congressman. (@YouTube http://t.co/ydnTI02v) #
Adam Kokesh smokes DMT and whoa, warm fog enveloping body yawning trippy good nice massage soak … http://t.co/xCj8yW5T #
@millisa_swaggg Only way to solve bullying is to end public schools and go private. Public schools are psychopathic bully factories. #
Hope he's not allergic. You never know. (@YouTube http://t.co/ydnTI02v) #
Adam Kokesh: Don Rasmussen explains the Ron Paul delegate strategy http://t.co/rKtabieK #
@UberFacts Thats because the dream ghosts are attracted to the coldness of death. #
@MrTeller You have a huge head. Or that lady is 5 inches tall. #
@UberFacts Not this microwave. http://t.co/gQLRC1UG #
There is only one conclusion… http://t.co/5wakMmmC #
Does this happen to you? http://t.co/0vajGu3z #
American apocalypse… http://t.co/1b9mM5TF #
The Olympics has jumped the shark. How? http://t.co/EwqeQopy is carrying the torch. AND sexting at the same time. http://t.co/FYjfjc1F #
@stephenkruiser Must be not enough fake history to fill all the time slots. Not allowed to show real history. #
@FactHive Hmm, a privately run city with 0% crime that works 10x better than a publicly run one. Must be full of terrorists. Shut it down. #
We must have govt? Two words, Disneyland. A totally privately run city with 0% crime that works 10x better than a publicly run one. #
To me the best way to dismantle the federal government is by using the states ( (@YouTube http://t.co/BOHmIVNu) #
Adam Kokesh: If the troops were defending freedom, they'd be attacking the government http://t.co/pzZ00vGp #
@JonathanHoenig @dlogang59 @foxandfriends @cgasparino In my dictionary "Public" is Latin for sheep to be sheered. #
@FactHive Oprah will be a size 0 again someday. Amen. #
@GroovyBruce Somebody please take away the Google translator from @GroovyBruce. Thank you. #

Twitter Updates for 2012-05-23

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